Zomberall

EXT. - PARK PLAYGROUND AND JUNGLE GYM - DAY

Two mothers, MARISSA and LAUREN, are sitting on a park bench watching their young sons play. Marissa is dressed to the nines but looks exhausted, as her son MITCHELL, is running all over, however he looks as though he is having the best time of his life. Meanwhile, Lauren appears to happy, fit and healthy as her son, AARON, sits in the sand box alone, staring blankly at the sand.

MARISSA

Ugh Lauren, I am exhausted! I can barely keep it together any more. Ever since Mitchell turned 6 he's been more active than ever, and I've had zero time for myself. I'm hitting my breaking point.

LAUREN

I know, I was there too. Aaron used to be a real handful. He was constantly interupting us while we were trying to binge watch season 2 of Love Island, and he wouldn't stop hanging off Jeff's arm begging for hugs when we were to hosting a dinner party with our friends last week. It was so annoying and embarassing.

MARISSA

Ugh, Mitchell is starting to act the exact same way. Last night, at the country club, he kept shouting at me to let him out of his playpen while I was in the middle of my golf lesson. He's so selfish. I just don't know what to do anymore

LAUREN

I know the feeling. Mitchell was the exact same way before Zomberall.

MARISSA

Zomberall? What's that?

LAUREN

It's this great new medication that turned that annoying, needy kid you remember, to the thoughtful, and sweet boy you see sitting in the sandbox.

Aaron is sitting in the sand box alone. The little boy looks dead eyed as he stares blankly at the sand.

MARISSA

He's that well behaved from a medication?

LAUREN

You bet!

MARISSA

No way! I can't believe it! It sounds too good to be true, what about the side effects?

LAUREN

Honestly, there aren't any! Not only is Aaron finally able to sit still all day, but he's no longer such a picky eater. Every since we started him on Zomberall he'll literally eat anything ! It makes dinner time so much easier.

MARISSA

Wow, what a dream! Our private chef will be so delighted when I tell her that.

LAUREN

I'm telling you! Aaron was the exact same before Zomberall, here, try some for Mitchell.

Lauren hands Marissa an inhaler. A close up of the inhaler shows the inhaler's "Zomberall" branding. An animation begins, and the lifeless inhaler in Marissa's hand jumps to life with arms, legs, eyes, and a mouth. "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen is playing in the background as the inhaler begins walking through a sunny, hilly, field of sunflowers. Cute young animated children run up to the zomberall inhaler and begin pulling and hanging on it, begging the inhaler to "play with me". The inhaler then releases a pink cloud that surrounds the children and the children instantly release it. From the field, the inhaler then goes to play golf and smoke cigars with CEOs. Later that night, the inhaler goes a bar to watch the big game and have drinks with his friends. Finally, after a day of fun, the inhaler walks back through the same hilly field of sunflowers. The children that were sprayed by the pink cloud can be seen in the background meandering aimlessly. The children are walking around with their arms outstreched calling for "brains" in a zombie like fashion

ZOMBERALL INHALER

Is having kids stopping you from living your best life?! Well, now, it doesn't have to! With Zomberall, you can turn your kids into the well behaved little monsters you've always wanted! One spray is all you need!

Individual testimonials of mothers and fathers with their zombified children start playing on screen

MOM #1

Before Zomberall, I couldn't go to my 30 day meditation retreat...

DAD #1

And I had zero time to sit down and watch the game with the boys.

MOM #2

Now, all we have is time!

DAD #2

We can lock little Joey in his pen for days on end without him making a single peep! It's the best!

MOM #3

We used to spend so much money on fresh food for our daughter. It was a huge expense for us.

3.

DAD #3

Now, after Zomberall, we can feed Reilly literally anything we can get our hands on, and that allowed us to the save money we needed for our second honeymoon trip to Bali!

RETURN TO EXT. - PARK PLAYGROUND AND JUNGLE GYM - DAY

Mitchell, exhausted from playing with his friends in the park for hours, runs up to his mom

MITCHELL

Mommy, mommy, I'm hungry!

MARISSA

Ok honey, try this!

Marissa shoves the zomberall inhaler in Mitchell's mouth and sprays. The boy instantly turns into a zombie and wonders off towards an unattended puppy in the park.

LAUREN

Look at that! Two perfect angels!

MARISSA

Wow! I can't believe it! Finally... time for that third glass of Rose! Thanks Zomberall!

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