Stay In Your Lane

INT - MINIVAN - DAY

HUGH is driving the family mini-van as LISA rides shot gun.

LISA

So, what're you thinking for dinner? -- WHOA BABE LOOK OUT!

Suddenly a large pick up truck veers into their lane and cuts the mini-van off. Hugh reacts quickly and slams on the brakes in just enough time to avoid a collision.

HUGH

Hey pal! Watch it!

The truck driver flips off Hugh and Lisa and speeds away.

HUGH

Geez, that was close, and who seriously puts those "truck nuts" on their car?!

Lisa's face gets extremely serious.

LISA

I think they're nice. It's refreshing to see a full pair of grapefruits for once.

HUGH

Uh, ok --

(laughing)

Maybe I'll get a set for the van.

LISA

You couldn't pull them off.

HUGH

What? I wouldn't want to anyway. Those things are as white trash as wearing an American flag tank top on the 4th of July.

LISA

Oh, so now you're not a patriot?!

(beat)

What kind of man are you anyway? You wouldn't even defend me against that lunatic that cut us off! That's it pull over...NOW!

Hugh pulls the van over, and Lisa exits. A cloud of dust passes as the same pick up truck pulls back in front of the pulled over van. Lisa runs towards the truck, licks the truck nuts and jerks off the tailpipe, then hops in the cab of the truck. Lisa shouts "Yeeehawww" as both the driver and Lisa flick off Hugh as they speed away.

CUT TO:

Hugh sobbing in his mini-van, in the background a crazy/cool guitar solo plays.

VOICE OVER AND ON SCREEN TITLES

Truck nuts, now available in pineapple flavor.

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